I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
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