i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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