Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
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