I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
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