are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
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