You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
I just threw up in the bathroom next to the zebra exhibit. The kids don't know I skipped a beat. Best nanny, ever.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
How naked do you want me to be?
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