how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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