tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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