you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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