if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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