It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Drake has all the answers
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
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