I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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