i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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