Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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