you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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