While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
Randomize
