I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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