Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
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