i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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