I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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