Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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