She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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