So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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