I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
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