So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
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