I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
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