Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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