Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
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