Do vagina's smell?
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
you never un-have a 4some
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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