a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
I realized courtney is my jiminy cricket but instead of preventing me from telling lies she prevents me from fucking strangers
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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