Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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