party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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