at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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