i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
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