I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
Invitations to sext will not be acknowledged until 10 a.m. EST. Thank you for your cooperation. We apologize for any inconvenience.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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