idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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