***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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