I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
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