Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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