Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
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