dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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