I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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