Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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