I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
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