If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
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