I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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