She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
We had sex on a dog bed..
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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