Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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