My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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