So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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