I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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