You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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