He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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